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11.19.2008

BAGO ANG LAHAT...TALAGANG PINOY KA BA?

So, are you a true Filipino? Have you ever doubted your ethnicity? According to a Filipino newsgroup, you are certifiably, endearingly Filipino if:
MANNERISMS:
1. You point with your lips.
2. You eat with your hands and have it down to a technique.
3. Your other piece of luggage is a balikbayan box.
4. You use a rock to scrub yourself in the bath or shower.
5. You smile for no reason.
6. You love to buy sale items even when you do not need them.
7. You scratch your head when you don't know the answer.
VOCABULARY
1. You say "comfort room" instead of "bathroom"
2. You say for "take out" instead of "to go".
3. You "open or close the lights".
4. You ask for Colgate instead of Toothpaste.
5. You say "for a while instead of please hold on the telephone"
6. You say brown out instead of black-out.
7. You turn around when someone says, "PSSt"..
8. You refer to the refrigerator as the "ref" or "pridyider"
HOME FURNISHINGS
1. YOu have a portrait of "The Last Supper" hanging in your dining room wall.
2. You own a karaoke system.
3. You have a "tabo" (dipper) in the bathroom.
4. You have two or three pairs of tsinelas at your doorstep.
5. You have a rice dispenser.
6. You have a wooden tinikling dancers on your wall.
FAMILY
1. You have aunts and uncles nambe "Baby, Girlie or Boy"
2. Your mom or sister is a nurse.
3. You have a family member that has a nickname that repeats itself, i.e. "LENG-LENG", DON-DON, JOK-JOK" (Not joc-joc bolante ha)
4. You live in a compound with other relatives
5. Your grandparents or atleast one aunt, uncle or cousin--lives with you.
FOOD
1. You put hotdogs in your spaghetti. (sa ibang countries kasi they don't usually put hotdogs kasi )
2. You instinctively grab a toothpick after meal.
3. You dip bread in your morning coffee.
4. You use your fingers to measure the water when cooking rice.
5. you have an ice-shavers for making halo-halo.
6. You fry spam and hotdogs and eat them with rice.
7. You think half-hatched duck eggs are a delicacy.
SOME FOREIGNers tell us that we have a damaged culture and point to the glee with which some of us relieve ourselves in front of walls that scream "BAWAL UMIHI DITO" I think its the thing that make us unique...don't you think so? sabi nga, ONLI IN THE PHILIPPINES!
IKAW PINOY KA BA TALAGA?
Ako is may lahing intsik. My father is half chinese. My mother is purely breed Filipino. Ikaw? ano ka?

11.04.2008

CHOOSE YOUR FRIENDS...

JOHN PAUL RED
JOAN "ANJO" SANGALANG

I came home exhausted. Opened the laptop.Surfed the net.Browsed the friendster.com. Click the who's viewed me profile. Got 13 viewers.One of which is my closest college friend in University of the East, Manila. College of Dental Medicine. Botany class room 301. In all my ten (10) years of looking for her in the net and our common friends in college days, an innocent smile captured my memory.Yes! it was Joan Sangalang. My classmate in Dental Medicine course. I was happy...very happy... I added her in my friends list. I replied to her message. We exchanged yahoo messenger id. Then, the rest was history. I missed her for more than a decade. I missed her sweet smile. I missed her sweet sounding voice..."AYIEEEEEEEEE... BILI TAYO NG KIKIAM SA GILID NG SCHOOL AT SAKA GULAMAN! What a memory! I missed her dimples. Lastly, I missed her lifelong suitor, JOHN PAUL RED! How could I ever imagine that these two people closest to me would be known as sweethearts? The TOM AND JERRY partners...here comes the flowers. And now...here are the flowers...from her prince charming...straight and fresh from United States! sending flowers from USA to UAE? What a great sweetness from this man who eventually won the heart of my close friend ANJO (as what I call her---binaliktad ko ang joan) I am very happy for them.I am excited seeing them again next year. I am excited talking to them. Last night we had a long talk over the net. Kumustahan...I made some confessions. My tears fell down. This I sigh a bit...And cried. Then I go to bed---thinking of them and reminiscing the memories. I never regret I CHOOSE THEM AS MY FRIENDs.